why do i even bother

I CAN'T WAIT

for carissa to actually get drunk

St. John's University apparently REALLY wants me to apply to their school

It’s in NYC, so naturally i apply.

After i do, i’m looking through their website and it’s a catholic school.

HAHA, AND WHY EXACTLY DO THEY WANT ME SO BADLY?!

i’d make enough sin for the whole campus

& deflower all ze virgins.

… maybe i should go

i might go to barbados

rabbitgalaxy:

welsea:

you two HAVE to go with me

realsavagelike:

TIME TO START WORKING OUT AND EATING BETTER

WORD. i might go tooooo

then you HAVE to stop me from eating like a pig on the daily

I WAS SUPPOSED TO STUDY FOR MY AP GOVERNMENT FINAL BECAUSE I HAVE A D- AND I NEED TO PASS TO GRADUATE... AND OF COURSE I DIDN'T STUDY FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES. I LOSE

ishyismagic:

welsea:

ishyismagic:

welsea:

ishyismagic:

welsea:

ishyismagic:

(via welsea)

LETS STUDY TOGETHER! I NEED TO STUDY FOR AP GOV TOO

YOU HAVE IT TOMORROW?

YES!

FUCK MY LIFE I’M SO FAILING THAT SHIT & SWITCHING INTO REGULAR ECON NEXT SEMESTER

but you have to take both Government AND Economics next semester! :O

if you want I could tutor you

IT SUCKS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I KNOW EVERYTHING AND I FEEL CONFIDENT THAT I DID WELL AFTER THE TEST AND THEN I GET MY TEST BACK AND ITS LIKE NOPE YOU LOSE: FAIL!!!

ME TOO! I PASS ALL THE MINI QUIZZES OUR TEACHER GIVES US! I PARTICIPATE A LOT IN THE LECTURE, MY ESSAYS ARE WELL WRITTEN, FUCK I EVEN HELP SOME OF THE PEOPLE BUT WHEN I TAKE THE TEST ITS LIKE “KAAAA-BOOOOOM” AND MY BRAIN TAKES AN EPIC SHIT

HAAA MY TEACHER IS SHIT. ALL OUR GRADE IS BASED ON THE TESTS. AND WE DON’T GET MINI QUIZES OR ANY OF THAT CUTE SHIT

i might go to barbados

realsavagelike:

TIME TO START WORKING OUT AND EATING BETTER

WORD. i might go tooooo

I've been calling my dog Freddy all week & i'm pretty sure he thinks that his name now